panics0ng:

Fuse 100% - Green Day: What’s your best pick up line?

kaliforhnia:

Honestly ignoring me is the worst thing you can do to me.

queerchesters:

arterialspurt:

queerchesters:

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping